winter storm emergency 2005
i grew up in indiana. the last year i was there (1978) was especially cold and we had snow on the ground for weeks in a row. one of the cool things about living in atlanta is how big of a deal it is whenever we get some winter weather. with even a rumor of a light dusting of snow, every news channel blows it up to be a major winter storm emergency, people flock to the grocery stores, and pretty much everything shuts down. i'm not sure why this is. i've heard that there was an event back in the 80s called "snowjam" when a big snowstorm unexpectedly blew in during the middle of the day, creating one of the worst traffic jams in history as everyone tried to drive home in the snow. maybe this still lingers in the minds of atlantans.
anyway, here's my house this morning. that's not snow on the ground - it's sleet with a layer of ice underneath. looks like we'll be stuck at home for weeks. or at least until tomorrow when it's supposed to be in the mid 40s. hope we have enough bread, eggs and milk to survive...
anyway, here's my house this morning. that's not snow on the ground - it's sleet with a layer of ice underneath. looks like we'll be stuck at home for weeks. or at least until tomorrow when it's supposed to be in the mid 40s. hope we have enough bread, eggs and milk to survive...
posted by timbeard at 10:31 AM
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Here is a copy of an email I received, kinda long but very funny and sadly true!
If you aren't from Atlanta let me tell you that we are a very winter-dysfunctional people.
I'm not proud of us in the winter. The anticipation of snow is overwhelming. We really rarely actually get snow but we look forward to the possibility of a chance of snow every year. We have no release for our overwhelming need and want to have snow so that when we get snow's cousin, small flurry, we go absolutely nutzo.
Once a winter storm begins in Central Asia, Atlanta meteorologists begin tracking it in the anticipation that it will hold its strength and deliver snow to Atlanta which is some sixty-million miles away.
We know the anticipated possibility of a chance of a possible opportunity for a snow event is not critical until that night when the meteorologist gets on camera with his sleeves rolled up. This is a non-verbal signal to the people of Atlanta that the anticipated snow 'event' is now close, say only thirty-million miles away. Conversation at dinner stops, work stops, and the city is silent for seven minutes while the weatherman, his sleeves rolled up, begins to point to things on the map.
Interpreting the Three Maps
There are three maps the meteorologist will point to. The first is the giant satellite photo of the galaxy. He points to the small white speck in the far corner. That represents the storm, now over northern Canada. That's a teaser. It doesn't mean anything. This is time you need to take to go to the bathroom and do whatever because you still have two maps left.
The second map is the computer map they can digitally flatten out and move around so it looks like you're flying over it. It shows the outline of the states. You can see the clouds, the mountains, and Rock City. The map moves in a northerly direction, fifteen-million miles or so to Canada where the storm is dumping tons of snow on the Canadians who wish they were at least as far south as Atlanta right now.
Between the second and third map, the meteorologist undergoes a transformation from impeccable TV guy with perfect TV hair to impeccable TV guy with his sleeves rolled up and now, for the first time, perspiration on his brow. (I think the makeup guy dabs it with a paper towel but I have not been able to confirm it.)
At the TV station they have rooms named for bad weather. This is where they go to report from when the weather gets really bad. For instance, the Severe Weather Center is where they go when they reach a critical point. I think its underground, some one-thousand feet below the Big Chicken in Marietta. It's odd that they only have bad-weather centers. I've never heard of them reporting to us from the Nice Day Center.
The Third and Final Map
When the weather program returns from commercial break, the meteorologist is staring right into the camera at us. He says "Here we go." He's sweating profusely.
He takes us to the third map which oddly enough is the most low-tech map of the three. This map is a large green map of North America but, unlike the other maps, it has the red and blue string of flags. You've seen them. They look like the grand opening flags at a new car dealer, strung from the streetlights to the ground. The string of red flags represents the hot weather moving southeast. Don't worry about that one. The blue one is what we want to see. It comes right behind the red one and this is the point where you have to find out where you are in relation to the blue string of flags. The map of Georgia highlights the individual counties so you can see where you stand in relation to the blue grand opening flag.
The Snow Event
The day of the event is a great media day. It begins with the early, early news, airing about fifteen minutes after the late-night news. Protocol dictates that the early, early, news should start with interviews with D.O.T. workers. The D.O.T. workers come in and move the sand around their parking lot a couple of times with the bulldozers so the reporters can film it as they tell us, who are asleep, of the preparation plan. Next, the D.O.T. spokesperson reads from the prepared statement telling us, while we're still asleep, that they are prepared. During this time thousands of news crews across the state begin to travel north to find a snow flake. They will compete to file the first story from their embedded positions in Pickens County.
By five a.m. reporters are running around alongside a road somewhere north of Atlanta yelling into their microphones describing to us how it feels to be out there where the snow may soon fall.
The first video of someone hitting a light pole at 12 miles per hour on a sheet of ice is soon aired.
The meteorologist returns to the screen and, in plain English, says to us several times "Please don't drive in this weather unless you absolutely have to." We interpret this as: "Please get in your car and go to the grocery store and buy all the bread and milk you can!"
Cars now begin to fill the ice-covered streets driving first forwards, then backwards, then sideways. Cars slide down hills into other cars. Cars merging onto I-85 south from GA 400 hit an ice patch and continue across the lanes and into the wall. The ditches are soon filled with cars and the tow trucks have a field day.
Two days later its sixty-five degrees again and the bars are full of insurance adjusters swapping horror stories of dents and smashed fenders.
I'm sitting at home yelling at the kids because they aren't drinking enough milk.
I can't wait for spring.
jimmywithaj~ are you blogging yet? your comment was so blog-worthy.
tim~ i lived in maryland for several years... pretty much familiar w/ the whole snow scene (one year we got 36 inches in 24 hours). i think folks here in the atl freak-out b/c nobody knows how to handle the snow & ice. imagine, if you will, what would happen in indiana if for an entire summer (4-5 months) the average temperature was 95 with humidity so thick you can drink it in a glass? my point exactly...
Adam, come and visit Jimmyville!
http://jimmyville.blogspot.com/
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